The black seal is calm before he strikes.
The man whose stomach bubbles frothily with the dark liquor of the black seal is merely waiting to skin the docile penguins that flank him, unwittingly biding their time in idle play and the pursuit of nourishment for thine young.
The Leopard seal is fierce and unforgiving, but the black seal is merciless down to the black marrow of his black bones.
The man so intrepid as to submit his Christian soul to the warped delerium of a Gosling mind-grease may well hear the baritone bark of the black seal until he pleads for eternal silence, beseeching the watery black beast for a toothy end to his terrestrial nightmare.
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